There’s an Unseasonally Appropriate Outfit In My Cart

There’s an Unseasonally Appropriate Outfit In My Cart:

It is very easy to wallow in the memory of last week (I’m so jealous of the me who woke up last Monday, a full week ahead of the doom of Labor Day!), but does that sort of wallowing ever serve anyone well? I think not. (The me of today is a full 363 days away from the next Labor Day, am I right?)

Instead, let us look forward to the season that stares us blankly ahead and self-manifest a thrill by road-mapping at least one outfit that is neither summer nor winter-appropriate but rather falls into that really spectacular limbo that sits pretty in the buffering cleavage that is defined by boots, (no tights) and little orange slip dresses…

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Maybe you’ll add a pair of sunglasses, too.

If it doesn’t suit you, how about a mid-length skirt? And some discoops! (A portmanteau I just made up for hoops that look like discs, which you could totally wear to a disco-themed party). They will pair so well with a bare chest, don’t you think?

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No? Okay.

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I can meet you half way, but here’s a non-negotiable: You must get excited for what is inevitable: the end of summer and beginning of fall. What other choice do we have?

Collages by Lily Ross.



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